Yo , bust this..

I was like about to cop a squat at my new spot
and so I bounced over to IKEA. Dang. It was a Saturday too...up off in Emeryville, California on some five o' clock isht. What was I THINKING?
Nothing,..cause I wasn't. Fiending for $1 frozen yogurt on a plain cone
I sat in line 8 people deep for 15 minutes thinking,
"chill b. folks is employed and all... who otherwise wouldn't be,
so enjoy the scenery and wait fo' ya' gottm' vanilla freezy....& STFU."
But it wasn't easy, yo.
folks getting their dollah' hot dog, cinnamon buns with icing.
with mad folks outfitting little Suzie's first college flat,
or couples smooching like it's all gravy in the makeshift 5 some' n 'some square feet displays provokin the outer Martha Stewart in you ('cause the inna' would be having NONE OF IT!!)
wow. does it sound like i'm playa hating?!

Well, truth be told, i'm in grad school, about to get my own crib, and feeling a little tweaky seeing all the mad consumption.
a brother like me took my list of a few deals I might need,
and just asked the nearest attendant how to 'am' scray out that ibtch.
but not before nabbing a soft serve. fat free. a buck.
whocabeatdat?

It's all about the journey right?

Yeah. right.

I'll be rhyming again someday soon.
but not right now.

-bwlp

p.s. St. Mary's Garage in the city was a lot more peaceful.